Le Cochon

6 months!!!!

2009-01-24T02:41:00.000-08:00

I can't beleive it's 6 months since my last post on here. I guess it's good as it proves I'm too busy to mess about with a bolg.
Ok - so what's happened. First and foremost I haven't done any competetive cycling since La Marmotte. Veloventoux just became too busy during the summer (which is good) so racing had to take a back step.
August - "Entstock" my 40th birthday party at the Veloventoux residence here in Faucon. Over 20 of my friends came from the UK. We actually started on Thursday evening with Moule Frites in the village. Then Saturday was the big party. We started in the garden with some chilled out tunes courstesy of DJ Mickey J. At about midnight after the Paella man Phillipe had fed everyone we moved down to the converted cellar for some more banging tunes courtesy of myself and Mickey. This lasted til about 4am.
September - La Routes du Ventoux Cyclosportive. A great group from Ribble Valley CRC booked with us and one of the party - Louise Murray was 2nd overall female - great stuff.
October - Nothing to report apart from an excellent attempt on the 3 way Mont Ventoux Cinglé Challenge with a group from Holdsworth Cycles in putney.
November - Chilling out!
December - Christmas in the UK with family and the chance to drink some Real Ale at the Bridge in Burnley and The Vick in Great Harwood - two of the best pubs in the world. I also got chance to ride with my UK club Clayton Velo. Usual stuff up into the Dales with café stops in Clapham.
January - Winter training is well underway. I'm about a month behind last year so glad I'm not doing The Prestion Wheelers Reliability Ride this year. Too fat to stay with the bunch over Bowland Knotts. However - been asked to join a group of mates for The Tour of Flanders in April - watch this space.
First 5+ hour ride this week was hard but great for morale. same again tomorrow.

A Saturday in Hell

2008-07-07T01:21:00.000-07:00

La Marmotte Cyclosportive came and went this weekend.
What is La Marmotte? Well it's an Alpine Cyclosportive based on a classic Tour de France Stage. It's 179km long, has almost 5000m of ascent climbing over The Col du Glandon (1924m), The Col du Telegraphe (1566m), The Col du Galibier (2646m) to a mountain top finish up the legendary Alpe d'Huez with it's 21 hairpin bends.
Months of preparation had gone into this, when I realised I couldn't do paris Roubaix back in June because it clashed with La Ventoux I made La Marmotte my major goal of the summer.
Great preparation for over two months, good results in other sportives and good training rides on Mont Ventoux meant that I was confident. I also had a great dossard number, 34! which meant I was on the front row and guaranteed a flying start with the fast lads on the front.
So at 7am we were off from Bourg d'Oisans. 40kmh to the barrage de Verney at Allemont and everything is fine. Then the first steep bit of the Glandon near the junction to Vaujany. Everything fine as the whippets move to the front. (Just let them go and pace yourself!)
I saw the sign, Sommet 20km and as I know the climb pretty well paced my self up the steep bits and rested well on the descents and bits in between.
Over the top and the fantastic descent to St Marie de Cuines then it was time to eat on the flat 20km to St Michel and the foot of The Telegraphe.
It was here where the alarm bells started ringing. I was working well at the front of a bunch of about 30 but as I came through into the wind my legs died! I sat on the back and waited for the Telegraphe.
The first 2km of The Telegraphe are steep and I was out the back straight away. From now on it was a case of survival. The drink stop at the top couldn't come quick enough but the 17km from Valloire to The Galibier was filling me with dread. (At this point I'd made my mind up to phone Ben at The Alpe to come and collect me in the van from Bourg d'Oisans)
I plodded on up past Plan Lachat then the last 8km of The Galibier at 10%. Then the cramps started - sheer hell - what a welcome sight Guy and Helyn from King Of The Mountains were 2km from the summit. They gave me a banana and some coke which got me over the top.
The 45km descent from the top of the Galibier was so refreshing and I managed to recouperate slightly before hitting the first ramp of Alpe d'Huez.
The first 2.5km of The Alpe are legendary and the 12% gradients hit hard but I managed to plod on upwards. At La Garde the gradient change hit me and I blew!
At bend 13 I'd had enough and sat on the wall to phone Ben and the broom waggon! I was shocked to see that the time showed I'd been riding for less than 7 hours. This gave me added motivation - I could still get under 8 hours which is pretty respectable for La Marmotte.
I carried on upwards, passing our chalet at bend 2 Ben gave me a cheer. I could quite easily have climbed off here just 2km from the finish - I really was done!
I crossed the finish line, turned and descended to the chalet totally uninterested in anything to do with the festivities and party atmosphere at the finish village.
I still don't know my time but estimate about 8h15m.
Have I put you off?

Mont Ventoux Screwballs

2008-06-20T13:54:00.000-07:00

A bit late with this but we are now mad busy! Two weeks ago was La Ventoux Beaumes de Venise Cyclosportive. 175km, 3200m of ascent, over 1000 starters in both the Master and Senior events. Considering I'm still a 80 kilo lardy I should be pleased with my classification of 45 in a time of 6h 21m. Bizarrely 3 minutes slower than my 2005 time when I didn't even scrape into the top 100??????

Last week was great. On Thursday I rode (for the first time officially, even though I've done it twice bfore) The Cinglé du Mont Ventoux Challenge. I rode this with a top bloke called Guy Wilson Roberts who writes for http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/ . We rode steadily all day with a nice lunch stop and plenty of photo stops. Total ride time about 7.5 hours.

Good training for La Marmotte in 2 weeks time which I'm dreading.

St Tropez!!!

2008-06-02T09:24:00.000-07:00

I did L'Epervier Cyclosportive yesterday down near St Tropez. I can thoroughly recommend this to anybody. Drop the missus off on the beach in St Trop and go an kill yourself for 6 hours in the hills above the Cote d'Azur!!! Anyway, yesterday we set off at an amazing pace. What a feeling riding along that beautiful coasline to the west of St Tropez in a bunch of 60 at 45kmh! On the second climb of the day I got dropped and about 10 riders went off into the distance. Then a nice "laughing group" formed of about 20. On the third climb we were all plodding along nicely when a chap in pink kit decided to up the pace on the front - groans all round - I hate you! Just 2km/h above most of the group's comfort zone. 5 more off the front, dropped again So I plodded round with the remaining group and had a go off the front with about 20km to go. I managed to stay away then with about 2km to go I saw a chap in pink up ahead suffering. I caught him, passed him and he sat on my wheel. With about 200m to go he tried to get round me. No way - not after the mayhem you caused 3 hours ago!!! Bliss

179km, 5h 31m, 17th overall - very pleased.

Champion of The Vaucluse - who me???

2008-05-25T09:14:00.000-07:00

Yes you're as surprised as me. After 5 weeks doing hardly any km and any top end training, suffering from various ailments including tummy bugs and bad colds, today I won the Senior B (U 40's) Championship of the Department of The Vaucluse.

I woke up knowing the méteo was going to be crap and it was. Pouring with rain and blustery, I didn't even want to go after the lst two DNF's. Anyway the least I could do was turn up and help Bruno for a few laps before I climbed off. (Not trying to be negative here!!)

Here's how it panned out. 45 starters in the Senior B category (U 40's), 7 laps of a 13km loop. Each lap has a twisty descent from the start, 4km flat, 3km false flat up into a headwind, 5km flat with crosswind then 2km drag at about 3% up to the finish.

José, a good Cat 1 who won at Montsegur two weeks ago, was as usual very pro active and to my delight a counter attack by me after an attack by José on the second lap dragged 5 away. Then we worked hard together hoping the elastic will snap somewhere behind you. It did!! 5 of us away, in the rain, windy, we had to stay away. Flat out for 2 laps - merde!! 3 more joined us dragged up by an elite rider called Deshamps. At least the bunch was dead and buried somewhere behind. And then there were 8 arguing like mad! with 2 laps left no one wanted to graft so I put a dig in off the front and gained 100m straight away, then 200m then 300m. At the foot of the 2km drag I buried my self - 4 minutes of complete agony. I had decided that this was all or nothing. I was going to win or come 8th. The top of the climb was flat, past the finish, the bell, 13km to go. I'm a good descender so threw caution to the wind and went down the other side far too fast for the slippery conditions. Out of the bend at the bottom of the hill I was on the drops but standing up, 53-12, 60kmh, tailwind.

At the end of the 4km flat I chanced a look behind. They were gone but it was to early to smile. Up the 3km false flat, don't panic - pace yourself. 5km flat, no one behind me. At the bottom of the climb I looked over my shoulder and smiled. 53-21 turning nicely, legs good, 200m to go. Now I'm not smiling I'm laughing - delighted. Crossed the line, arms in the air with a 1m 30s lead. Shocked and amazed. Clubmate Patrick tells me I'm the first ever Brit to win the departmental Champs!!!!

Time for a rest??

2008-05-12T01:43:00.000-07:00

1st round of the Tropheé de Provence yesterday with the Cezanne Ste. Victoire down near Aix en Provence. 158km, 2500m of ascent on the same roads as my best result ever in Pourrieres only 6 weeks ago.

So, preparations going well, feeling good after a steady week (I did a sub 1h30m on Mont Ventoux this week) I ate well Saturday night, woke to a magnificent sunrise over Mont Ste. Victoire, good brecky Sunday morning, rode down to the start at the Stade George Carcasonne in Aix - everything perfect.
I had a good dossard number too - number 22 - on the front row. Many familiar faces, mainly from the front bunch in the Monts du Vaucles 3 weeks ago.
So off we went, a nice steady 9km out of Aix then the first easy climb up to St Antonin in the shadow of the Ste Victore.
After 500m I was out the back like a Champagne cork. Over the top I managed to get in with the a second bunch which had formed. We chased back on then up through the village of Pourrieres. Then on the Puits du Rians I'm out the back again. Chased back on then approaching the Grand Sambuc - out again. I Jumped on the back of the 3rd peleton and even that was too fast so I rode steadily back to Aix with my tail between my legs. What a horrible day to spend in such beautiful scenic counrtyside!!
Back to the drawing board with 2 weeks steady riding. Less than a month from La Ventoux Beaumes de Venise.

What a difference a week makes!

2008-05-04T12:00:00.000-07:00

So after the Monts du Vaucluse sportive at Villars, one week with a dodgy tummy, then another week with only 5 hours on the bike it was time for the next road race.
7 laps of an 11km circuit, vallonée, which means undulating, 25 2nd Cats lumped together with about 30 1st Cats.
As usual things went hard from the gun. I knew that to be in with a shout you'd need to be up the road with some 1st Cats so I buried myself for 3 laps trying to get in every break going. Then on the 5 lap at the top of a short climb, trying to get across to a group only about 15s up the road, I blew dramatically.
The next lap was hell, almost dropped on the false flat up to the village of Collonzelle, then I was sick which sprayed over the guy on my wheel, then I climbed off.
Not all was lost though, a great second place for Bruno and a first win in the 1st cats for my mate José from VC Isle sur La Sorgue.

Monts du Vaucluse - Cyclosportive

2008-04-21T13:29:00.000-07:00

First sportive of the season and my best ever sportive finish, 14th out of 350.
These things really are harder than road races. The reason is that you have the French equivalent of Elites, Cat 1's, 2's, 3's, 4's and everyone else all lumped into one big group of anything from 200 - 9000 riders.
Anyway, the weather forecast was atrocious and on arrival at the HQ in Villars near Apt we found the route had been cut short from 140km to 125km and the biggest climb of the day had been taken out. Nevertheless, 2200m of climbing and a very very strong SE wind made for a hard day.
Once again the Scott/Velo 101 team went off strong sending riders up the road almost immediately. They were pushing about 2-3kmh above everyone else's comfort zone so by the time we reached the foot of the Col de Murs many were blowing just to keep with the front group. About 6 got away, I was dropped and managed to hang on to the second peleton of about 20 riders.
The next big climb, the 9km Cote St Hubert near Sault was a struggle, any gradients over 7% and I was the one at the back on the elastic! Not nice. The long descent to Sault came and 4 of us got a 20s gap but into the wind up to St Christol we were clawed back.
Then a long descent to Apt then the sign arriveé 5km. I decided I didn't fancy the bunch sprint through the narrow streets of Villars so launched myself off the front. Unfortunately, after riding most of the last 5km alone with a gap of about 10s, I died near the line and lost 6 places and a top 10 placement! Finished 14th, not sure about time but close to 3.5 hours.

More Race Action

2008-04-15T03:18:00.000-07:00

Last week saw the next round in our series. It was my club's home event (USC Vaison) in a lovely village called Villedieu about 6km from Vaison.

Well, I have to say we probably rode the perfect race. The race was 14 laps of a 6km long circuit which had a descent into a headwind then a nasty little climb every lap.

The first attacks came on lap 2 and after a strong attack by clubmate Bruno, I managed to jump on the wheel and cover a strong guy called Alain from Isle sur la Sorgue. Suddenly there were 4 of us working well with a gap that went from 20s to 3 minutes over the next 9 laps.

With 3 to go we dropped the 4th chap on the climb then Bruno and me did the classic 1-2 on Alain. I rode on the front for the whole of the last lap, led Bruno up the false flat to the finish and just managed to get 2nd place behind Bruno! (see the pic)

The perfect result followed by a fantastic barbeque in the vllage square.

4 more USCV podiums in the other categories meant it was a super day for the club.

Club des Cent Cols

2008-04-15T03:05:00.000-07:00

Last week over a bottle of Cotes du Rhone I started logging my cols and mountain passes. Anyway, after an evening of browsing maps I found I'd done about 120 named passes and cols in SE France. So, I sent the info off to the Club des Cent Cols (100 Cols Club) and they sent me back a membership number, medal and certificate. I've done 114 in total including 5 over 2000m. I know it's a bit geeky but who cares. What I need to do now is do the remaing 20 in the Drome department so I'll have done the 100 in the Drome.

I was feeling quite pleased with myself then I looked at the list of over 6000 members and found a chap at the top of the list called Michel Verhaeghe - he's done 9100 cols and passes!!!!!!

Tour de Ouest Varois - Best day ever!!!

2008-03-11T01:57:00.000-07:00

Well almost. Apart from the wedding day and the birth of Elula and passing my driving test I think Saturday the 8th March was the best day of my life!

I raced down in Aix en Provence. A bigger event than usual, the Tour de Ouest Varois. Only 80km, undulating but not very hilly, but with 75 starters I knew that it would be fast.

I came 3rd last week in Cavaillon and I was in a break for over 30km with a chap from Arles called Bruno. Yesterday Bruno attacked after just 2.5km and I knew how strong he was so I thought what the hell and jumped on his wheel!
4 of us managed to create a small gap then the terrain changed to suit a good break building move. We soon got the bunch out of sight. After 40km there was a climb of 3km at a 5% gradient. I led our bunch over the top, feeling strong, and we went like the clappers for the next 20km. The last 10km was a false flat up-hill to the finish. We were still working well and the others still looked strong. I didn't fancy a sprint.
At about 5km to go I came from the back of the bunch as hard as I could and didn't look back for a few minutes. I had about 300m on them when I did look back. When I saw the 1km flag I knew I had it as I was about 400m in front. I had time to zip up and throw my arms in the air - absolutely delighted!!

Dream Bike?

2008-01-29T01:01:00.001-08:00

I'm probably as close as I will ever get to my dream bike. A local chap with a graphic design studio has customised my Campag Bora decals. I quite like the results.

Another 2 months!

2008-01-28T08:33:00.000-08:00

Well almost 2 months since the last post. What have we been up to?

The winter training is now well underway. Almost 7 kilos of weight loss and I'm now up to 125km rides feeling fresh. In another 2 weeks the dreaded intervals will kick in. First race on the 2nd March at Cavaillon. I came 2nd last year so who knows.

I've been snowboarding too! for the first time since the millenium at Aviemore. One day at a great resort called Orcieres near Gap and another day with fresh powder at Super Devoluy.

The other thing is snowshoeing or raquettes! Stomping arount to the summit of Mont Ventoux when there's a meter of snow where your bike usually goes is great fun and the views are fantastic.

I've also been experimenting with Moviemaker. Here's a couple of short vids. This ones a Cat 2 race in a village called Richerenches near Valreas.

This ones a small section from a video I did on a Club run with my club USC Vaison last summer.

We're back!

2007-12-15T01:07:00.000-08:00

Well, two months since the last post. I still don't know how people find the time to update their blog everyday.
Anyway, November was spent back in the Uk. i had an eventful journey back on the Eurostar trying to avoid the French rail strikes.
We have spent the last few weeks getting the house ready for Christmas here.
The winter training has started - almost! It's club run day but this morning it is snowing heavily. The winter bike is ready - No mudguards! The lads in the club would laugh their socks off if I turned up with mudguards on. Cosmic Carbons are de rigeur over here on the winter bikes.

Maybe no bike today but possibly a snowboarding trip to Mont Serein this afternoon or tomorrow. Apparantely Alpe d'Huez has almost 2m of snow, the best start to December for years apparetly. Maybe have a drive up there.

The Rugby

2007-10-14T06:34:00.000-07:00

What a night! I watched the Rugby on a big screen in the village. I was the only Rosbeef amongst 150 locals ( I did have a friend from Belfast who offered moral support)
150 at the start of the match, about half a dozen 5 minutes from the end.
I stood for the national anthem and they gave me a round of applause which was nice.

New tarmac on The Madelaine

2007-10-13T06:45:00.000-07:00

Wahey! after years and years of waiting the 9km link road from just out side Malaucene, over The Madelaine to Bedoin now has a nice layer of blacktop.
Some of the lads yesterday had a slight problem getting past the machinery but it will be ready in a few days. Brilliant!

Now then is this in preperation for next years tour?

2008 summer update

2007-10-13T02:22:00.000-07:00

Hello! As you can see this is the first post since June. There are a few reasons for this so here is an update.Well to say we have been busy is an understament! The race win seem like a million years ago and that was the end of my competitive season.

July 7th - La Marmotte, I didn't ride this year as we had a group of 12 up at The Alpe. Great success, everyone finished in times ranging from 8h20m to over 11 hours.
July 13th - Tom Simpson Memorial day on Mont Ventoux. A fantastic day. We helped decorate the memorial with flags for the ceremony. After a group ride up from Bedoin, Joanne (Tom's daughter) made a speech and thanked everyone for the help in raising the money for the new steps and making it a great happy day.
July 17th - A quiet week for Le Tour so me and a friend Peter drove to Briancon, cycled up the Lautaret to The Col du Galibier to watch the stage in perfect weather.
July 29th - took 6 members of Lancashire Road Club on a 200km jaunt through the Barronnies hills and got dropped on the last col (gutted!)
August! - Lots of friends and family here, hence too much red wine consumed.
September 8th and 9th - Gorge de la Nesque Time Trial and Les Routes du Ventoux Cyclosportive. Unfortunatley no trophies this year to put in the Veloventoux trophy cabinet.
September 15th -23rd - The Veloventoux Raid Alpine! 7 of us rode from Albertville to Nice via The Cormet de Roseland, Col de la Madelaine, Col de Telegraphe, Col du Galibier, Col d'Izoard (twice!) Col de Vars, Col de la Bonnette/ Restefond, Col de Cayolle, Col de Champs. Yes it's safe to say I'm knackered!
October 3rd - 4 members of my UK club Clayton Velo here for a wind down week.

So thats about it for now, hopefully I'll have some time to post now that the season is drawing to a close. By the way, the October weather here is awesome, 22 degrees today and not a cloud in the sky!!!!

I won bloody race!!!!

2007-06-14T14:42:00.000-07:00

After 38 years of never winning anything in my life I won a race.
Fast and furious, 25 laps of a 3.5km circuit. No hills to speak of hence very fast.
I got away in a bunch of 6, attacked on the 3rd last lap, took an AVC Aix rider with me and pipped him in the sprint. Delighted!

It's cold again!!!

2007-05-29T08:12:00.000-07:00

Well that was a busy week.
12 guys and gals from South Africa then 9 from Cwmcarn Paragon CC near Newport South Wales.
We did La Ventoux Cyclosportive last Saturday. Mixed weather with high winds and fog on the summit of Mont Ventoux.
Freezing today with a fresh dusting of snow on the mountain, bizzarre for May, especially when it was in the 30's last week.

Not a nice week!!!

2007-05-06T14:09:00.000-07:00

The locals in Vaison la Romaine and Nyons are fond of telling us that they can never remember 3 consecutive days of rain in living memory.
Well this week we had 4/5 days of seriously wet weather and fresh snow on the mountain.
Nevertheless we persevered and a group of 5 rode up the hill on Saturday in atrocious conditions. 2 degrees on the summit but with a wind chill factor well below that.
So well done Jason, David, Alan, Robin and Simon. you can now say you climbed the Ventoux when it was really really hard and not just hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done to the London Dynamo gang and good luck in La Ventoux cyclosportive only 3 weeks away.

This week also saw the first outing of the new Veloventoux racing kit.

2007-04-28T09:56:00.000-07:00

Wow!
Toady 4 of us rode La Coironese Cyclosportive out in the Ardeche. Well it was only 114km long but the 2300m of ascent should have given us a clue. One of the hardest rides for a long time. In terms of suffering, up there with La Ventoux.
However! (and I'm not making excuses) I haven't been 100% for a few weeks and the anti biotics for my Acute Maxillary Sinusitus and the fact that breathing is quite hard at the moment played a little part in the fact I kept getting dropped on the cols.
Nevertheless, 73rd and a gold medal in a time of 3h 55m 04s wasn't too bad.
Ventoux tomorrow!!!!!!!

2007-04-26T11:12:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone! this is our new blog for the 2007 season.
We are now settled in at the new house in Faucon.
We have already had our first cyling guests and over Easter the place was full of some of the North of England's best rock climbers.
A little bit to much drinking and fine food over the last few weeks. However the cycling season has now kicked off and we have a cyclosportive on Saturday in the Ardeche called La Coironese. 120km with 2000metres of climbing involved.
Last Monday I was persuaded by Dave to go up to The Vercors Regional Parc and climb Mont Aiguille.